Hi, my names Jess, i'm 17 from New Zealand :)
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
If this is true I did not know this.
you know when you say something
and it’s just
why the fuck did i say that
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes
If you played with Barbies,
Slip N’ Slide,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
You are a 90s kid.
Creys. This is my entire childhood in one post.
Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now