no offense but i want to set you on fire

(Source: dontcomethru)

  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

(Source: nuemoved)

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal)

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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meloettas:

couafarel:

meloettas:

cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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