bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

ohawkguy:

someday i want someone to look at me the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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flamingno:

[panics but not in a disco sort of way]

jessicaannjames:

What doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2 am wishing it had

rnioda:

*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down

(Source: tsumdere)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now